~Vking~

2004-01-24T23:51:00.001+08:00

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2003-12-25T19:29:00.000+08:00

Ok so i was in Kenny Rogers when I discovered the secret. Kenny Rogers is actually Colonel Sanders!!! After setting up KFC with the secret 11 herbs and spices, (and 12 in some parts of the world like australia), Colonel Sanders went into hiding to perfect his secret recipe and came up with a 13th herb (pepper). not wanting to alter the taste and face of his world wide francise of KFC he started a new chain called kenny Rogers and sold his new chicken there. (Notice Kenny rogers and Colonel Sanders look exactly alike) way to go dude.

2003-12-06T15:05:00.000+08:00

Oh no, 8 days is just too long, so very long....

Haha, the tim centre just got a pool table. Well mini pool actually. But its still so so very fun, though i'm not very good at it. Sigh, the girls beat aus and i, 2-0... Anyhowz heres the story, we went there around 4 on friday. Carolling pract was at 7... and we brought durians tooo! yum... HAHA. (calvin is a durian freak!) after durian was dinner, at parkway. Not so yum. tried the western food for the first time.... it was "so-so" lah. I still prefer bak chor mee. haha.Then after that was the practise. So thats that. Hmm... Shall i do the 50 question thing.. OOPS! thinking out loud again. Must try not to do that anymore, lest i want to be teased by someone for talking to myself... :)

1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
5am on school dayz (thats the price i have to pay to study in such a fine institution ... *not) I'll pretty much never wake up... unless i cant sleep... or my sister decides to jump on me... haha

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS
PERSON,
WHO WOULD IT BE?
Hmmm.... howsabout.... GOD?

3. GOLD OR SILVER?
Silver, most definitely... Gold is too beng for me...

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
really cant remeber... i think it was matrix revolutions

5. FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
Hmmm.... i dont have one....

6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Hmm... my mom usually does breakfast for me on school days... during the hols? Prata, Nasi Lemak, Prawn Mee, Egg, Bacon, Bannanas, Bread, Luncheon meat?, Snapple, ICE CREAM!, Mcds,DURIAN!, frozen pizza...

7. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
Hmm.... Toughie, but God will be more than excellent.

8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
What a boliao question, no i cant touch my nose with my tongue.... Can you?

9.WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Food! especially of the deep fried,ultra crispy/ ultra sweet, chocolatey/ rich ,cheesy variety...

10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
V-King, and proud of it...

11. BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY?
Beach

12.SUMMER OR WINTER?
Well, here in singapore, we only get summer, but i have experianced winter ( and froze my butt off too) so, summer, definetely.

13. YUM?
please refer to question 9.

14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
?? Sweet, buttered... i'm not a health nut! plain?

15. FAVOURITE CARS?
No.... unlike what some ppl think, i'm not 18, but i am cute!...

16. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING?
Chicken Mayo all the way! hia!

17. FAVOURITE TYPE OF MUSIC?
Hmmm... anything that is catchy... but metal is definately out... There is like zero melody

19. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE?
insincerity, cunning, like those ppl that hve ulterior motives when making friends...

20. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
Hmm... roses? or maybe orchids? What? those are the only two flowers i can recognise...

21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW
LONG
WOULD YOU WAIT TO SPEND ALL?
I wont wait at all!

22. DO YOU WEAR PYJAMAS?
no...

23. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Black

24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
6

25 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
Australia! Did you know that in oz, they have fantastic stuff 4 the elderly? ...Elliot told me that....

26. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
NO... for what? i do not, unlike you, plan to be a clown when i grow up

27. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK?
Sundays

28. RED OR WHITE WINE?
White

29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Started secondary school for the first time...

30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
No.

31.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
How to be Good, Nick Hornby

32. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
I dont have a favourite board game, unless bluff counts... ( or bullshit!)

33. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
8Days

34. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
dried saliva? or maybe my toes?

35. COMFORT FOOD?
Beef Hor Fan

36.FAVOURITE SOUND?
My own voice.

37. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Rejection

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN
YOU
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Oh no, do i have school?

39.FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
BK

41. FINISH THIS STATEMENT. "IF I HAD A LOT OF
MONEY...
I'd buy over Burger King and make more money! muahahaha...

43. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No...
44. STORMS, COOL OR SCARY?
Cool, especially when you're sleeping.

47. FINISH THIS STATEMENT, "IF I HAD THE TIME...
I would get more sleep?

48. DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes

49. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT
WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
P!nk? well i was told its the SNAG colour...

50. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
Hmmm... couple of really, really old toys... my younder sisters old barbie dolls, sleeping bag...old books ... CDs

2003-11-30T16:09:00.000+08:00

haha, new template again. Was browsing through blogskins and came across this beauty. The pic completely blew me away.Phew, anyways, does anyone know how to get rid of the Leon l at the end?

2003-11-23T21:34:00.000+08:00

Talk in my flooble chatterbox!

testing ...

2003-11-23T21:23:00.000+08:00

haha, the previous blog was rubbish, forgive me if i had wronged anyone in any one way or another. Especially, jie jie dino... :#

But some people won't ever shut up you know? I mean its okay if it is in the "real world" but online? I'm too sensitive to block/ delete them. What if they started to cry?

2003-11-23T21:19:00.000+08:00

[correction] in the article dated Sat Nov 22, 02:11:34 PM : url to the server shud be www.villagephotos.com, not www.villagepictures.com. We are deeply sorry and truly saddened for the inconvenience caused by our own stupidness. Should you wish to complain to the management, please call 999 and ask for me.

Because of a certain somebody, who decided to drop by someone's blog, commenting that it was too bright, thus pointing out it's imperfection, i decided to change my blog template. So please don't complain that its boring or dull, or whatever nonsense. In this way, we can make the world a better place for everyone. Especially You!

2003-11-22T14:11:00.000+08:00

Stop asking me to blog more, vulcanite... not very funny //anyway, the sunglasses thing was supposed to be a joke, you know, lyk haha kinda thing? //where's your sense of humor sista?// Anyway, found a good server to upload the crossover picture, www.villagepictures.com or something lyk that.

Anyway, ya, ermm... okay, i seemed to have lost my train of thoughts,... hmmm

Oh dear, memory's blank... can't think of anything ... will try again soon

2003-11-16T22:57:00.000+08:00

to quote my good friend, who i think quoted somebody, but i can't remember, anyway,

every problem a person has is related to his concept of God. if you have a big God, you have small problems. if you have a small God, you have big problems. it is as simple as that. when your God is big, then every seeming problem becomes an opportunity. when your God is small, every problem becomes an obstacle.

2003-11-16T22:54:00.000+08:00

~i luv charades~do you?~you shud try it~it's fun~

okay, lets try something chim today.haha

shirt wet, stuck to my body. Like spilt pepsi over my sis's keyboard. painting up solsbury hill. When will it end? When will we recieve our final prize? Then from a distance, we see it, the fire hydrant atop halton road. Like an angel, it glimmers with a somewhat holy aura, as we gaze at it's redness[Ha,]. Rush of blood, adrenaline, renewed vigour.

We take a picture of it, MMS phone and all... And trudge back to the chalet to claim our final prize. But alas, D was no where to be found. Like a the waves at sea, that rush dies down. We realize the inevitable. Where's grp 2? 3? back already. we fought the good fight, but lost in the end. With or without our integrity.

*SNAP*

okay, back to reality,

we didn't lose in the end, the other groups gave up half way. haha. and we played charades. and had a lot of fun. a lot of fun. after that was the bbq(if u do not know what i'm toking abt, pls refer to the article dated [ Nov 14, 11:12:11 PM| LEON L] kk ?

the smoke got into my eyes, probably melted my contacts (kidding) . but it made it very very* uncomfortable, its strange how many bbqs i've attended and this was the only one where i got affected, *SIGH* caused so much trouble, but the chicken was good, satay was great, beef tasted like rubber... *SIGH* ~ANNUAL CROSSOVER RETREAT~ btw, if u were wondering.

whoa, the machines : bev, joel, vanessa, ed, mel, serene ... Mad... ]0robably cooked for like 4/5/6? hours.... :( whoa, i wonder if they run on battery. ENERGIZER OR SOMETHING, definetly not china magic power, 2 dozen for 1 buck.. probably wasted more time changing the batteries every 1/2 hour of so...

anyway, nuff bout the barbie, FRI, Sat night were ignite.. wooohoo . speaker was like super funny, really in sync with pop culture and the mtv (channel 20, starhub cablevision, call 1800 333 wow to subscribe now!)...we need ppl like him! not those in school who just shove us with statistics and ask us to repent, know what i'm saying? whew, pretty blown out.. better retire for the day... G00|) |\|1G|-|+

2003-11-13T23:12:00.000+08:00

how do u like it? well my new blog i mean... i think it makes me hungry, does it make u? ;) cos i've been going down to the fridge lyk every 5 mins, pity we don't have eggs... got it on 1 of the church's computers ... The story's like this: smsed mel T yesterday, told me about today, we were supposed to go shopping for this barbie on Sunday, "Oh, err.. meet at church at 11" she said ... *Sigh* "but i thought it was at 3?" ... Arrived at the Tim, who do i find there? Mel and Mel ALONE ....doh! she was completely alone... even grace,colin and ed weren't there ... (o ya, my sis came along too) so there were the three of us, sitting around ... trying to kill 4 hrs"let's play daidi!" we stopped after my sis kept winning... "let's play bluff!"... we stopped after i kept winning... "let's play boggle!" we stopped after mel kept winning... :'(

so i decided to update my blog... but blogger was down... so i looked for a new skin on blogskins... and stumbled upon this masterpiece... (i know it's a bit bright ... but thats why they made sun glasses....)
after countless of pillow and bubble fights... (no, not the sleeping pillow, couch pillows silly... whoever heard of beds in church offices?) We onli went shopping when everyone came... which was about 2.40 ... and the girls hopped happily into the car..while the guys had to walk there...

mr. workaholic aka as me... decided to run to parkway .. haha ... so as to impress everyone with my great stamina and strength... but, unfortunate circumstances prevented that... *sigh*anyway, when we got back, i spilt the bubble solution and had to clean up(using a mop?!?!) the girls din make it easier for me... they where throwing those white ice crystaly things onto the floor and blowing "wedding bubbles" in my direction (when i was young, i dreamt of a white christmas... but not that white!) .So that's that ...ciao

*a new blog, a fresh begining*

2003-11-06T18:44:00.000+08:00

it feels so good to be back!
whoooo....
Not really my fault
Faulty internet connection
Yeah!

Just watched the M : revulotions today
it's very excellent
got me glued to my seat
best matrix film yet
tho there was some crappy dialogue at the end...
made it funny

After tt went cycling with my fren
he wanted to see the Triathlon route...
At the ECP
whooo hooo!!!
i'm delirious

GUESS WHAT [?]

2003-10-21T17:33:00.000+08:00

Its been a while since i've upda ted my blog...
with all the exams results and everything
and my website taking up the lage majority og the time i spend online
*SIGH*

anyways, got a new phone.. N3100, its so cool
exams were good...
so there it is

in the whole week tt i have been absent.
nothing much has happened...
so yeah...
bye!

2003-10-14T16:37:00.000+08:00

Haiz, just came back from CineLeisure
whew, The Italian Job just blew me away...
well done, Charlize Theron...
OMG, you look even better in that red beetle of yours
it was such a cool show
*walao*

but then after tt i played LAN
haha
didn't know baey and John sucked so much in WC3
my hero was level 10
*i have never thought of myself as a pro player, heck, i haven't played it in lyk 10 months. so....*

haha newayz, bought DIDO's album, life for rent ...
it rawks
can't stop listening to it...
haha
so that's it...
not realli exciting,
but i had fun

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2003-10-11T19:16:00.000+08:00

hello all you happy people
exams are over...
feels lyke something has gone missing in my life
like an empty coldness,
in the centre of my exisitance

TRANSLATE : EXAMS ARE OVER, I'M HAVING FUN

wooohoooo!!!!!
but
there's nothing to do
absolutely nothing
nobody wants to go out with me
or rather
nobody wants to go out
why?
training.
Not a valid answer
how can you spend the rest of you life in training
Is it that fun?
can training be fun?
huh?
hello
earth to all the people attending training everyday and therefore cannot go out with me and causing disharmony in the force,*sigh*
[what a mouthful]

Anyway, haven't updated my blog for like 48 hrs 21 mins and 14/15/16 secs...
which is like hmmm 10-8 = 2 days...
err which is like not a very long time
ya.
okay
ha

So i'll leave you'll with some wise words:
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

haha... see ya!

Peace out!
(did i just say that?)
(hippie!)

ooh, here's a top secret message for the eyes of like everyone :

Vking's birthday in 86 days time *wink wink*

2003-10-08T17:11:00.000+08:00

oh no
history was soo bad
stunk like hell
didn't know what to do
don't know what to do
i'm stranded
with nowhere to go but
down
oh no
i'm falling ...
how could i let it slip?
(my feet i mean :|)

Someone please pick me up
put me back straight
when i fall
like during the history test
oh no
more like put me back when i fail
if i fail
i hope.

*gulp*
someone has gotta save my soul
from the eternal depths of grounded-ism
for life
like the TV show
haha
at least it has a happy ending
not like my life

2003-10-06T20:05:00.000+08:00

Whew! what a relief,
The geog paper was better than normal
i still think i wont get a disitinction tho,
prob. a B3/4
*Sigh*

So worried
So tired
slept @ 2
Dunno wat 2 do?

2003-10-05T19:35:00.000+08:00

Heres a look at my Exam time table

6/10 : English I, Geog
7/10 : Mt I, Lit
8/10 : English II, History
9/10 : Maths I, Life sciences
10/10 : phys. sciences , MT II
11/10 : Math II

pretty tough, huh? wish me luck okay?

2003-10-04T08:10:00.000+08:00

2 more days till the exams ... what a mess i'm in. What a mess the class is in.
Is someone going to fix jeremy up? we can't leave it to marge...
by the end of the year, he'll probably be dead
(with all the skin he's "shaving" off his hand)
Why, for what?
to impress people?
Do you think it makes you more of a man?
Stupid.
Drink Alcohol in school.... Tell everybody
like so great like that
Slap you then you know....
He even asked me if i could help him cheat in the final year exams...
Has he got no brain?
its the final year man!
don't screw this up? can or not?
so i said no...
he's taking advantage of wei cheng instead....
poor him :p

That poor guy doesn't even know that.
And to all the jokers in this class ... Where's your ... ( i quote Emily Ong,) "Exam Mood?"
You ppl got to wake up....
Oh dear....

And why must Marge favour those sitting in the front?
I've used this to create a Class Caste system
Sort of a heirarchy she uses :
(Generally from the front to the back)

Princess Andrew Sophia Tay (Oh, he has such a PLEASANT DISPOSITION, a JOY to teach) - M.Tan Lily Chua... whatever! i think he looked better without braces

Jeremy Lim (C'mon, when is he ever gonna get into trouble with her?) 2 way tie between him and Sophia
Clifton Teo (Mr. fat duck is the highest jumper of the week bcos of the prefect nomination)
Seb Koh ( I know you dont wanna be here... but :|)
Ronald mcdonald Lai ( How could you not love a genius?)
EthanOL Khoo

The rest sadly, are considered as normal students... and no we dont hav her hp number... but they do

* IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS LIST THEN EMAIL ME @ TOTALLY_PUKED_OUT@HOTMAIL.COM Suggestions welcomed

2003-09-27T21:59:00.000+08:00

Haiz, 8 more days till the exams
My brain is going to explode
into a million tiny fragments
of thoughts

Oh no... i've got so many things to do
so many things to study
so many things to deal with
Argh... conflicting emotions...
been searching in my head
for the words to say
sleeping with the lights on is not very fun
when you're shacked out
and need sleep
desperately

Tml, sigh
there's the class comm
and M Tan, M yeo
and last but not least E ong
to face
Am i willing to try?
to face my worse fears?
oh no....
results do vary

Eating me up from the inside
while i'm still al!ve
pisses me off....
i feel numb
the pressure's too great....
oh no
help.
someone,
anyone
please help.

it's crawling under my skin,
through the vessels and the veins
racing to the very core of my existence

Back off ! I'll take you on
headstrong to take on anyone ...
even you.

2003-09-26T18:40:00.000+08:00

Kind of funny har,
How they suck up to madam
Damn shitty class comm

They bend the rules to
Their liking, the story never
changes, booking starts now

Cant we have some fun
NO ! Princess sophia must Take
it all away SheesH!

so pissed with the comm
i made this haiku as a
destresser for me

haha i can go
on forever and
ever till they die

Booking starts now man!
even tho they make more noise
Leon 1 dollar

they make it seem very
fun to take away our
money bunch o' fools

"Its for the class par-
ty at the end of
the year" sophia sez

but i still cant do
anything, so frustrating marj
loves the suck ups shit!

oh no, thirty five
more days ... how long will it last?
Thirty five long days

with them in charge, I
cant take it noooo..... oh no pure
agony nooo....oooo.....

[haha.... hope you lyk my little haiku
Okay, so maybe its not that little.... but still its an expression of my feelings
I think its worth reading (for all those cheater bugs who skipped it)]

gosh, they really suck
Their all a bunch of hypocrites
Can't they just all lead in a hmm.... "good" manner?
Must be this headache ... can't think straight
Maybe it was caused by them
and shaun.... they keep bullying him
what did he do wrong???
just because he does not retaliate....
so they think that he's a good victim
ha
wish a teacher from ANGLO CHINESE SCHOOL (INDEPENDENT) would stumble upon this and help us
You're our onli hope....
err... starting to sound a little like princess leia hear

NE wayz, marjorie tan ai ling was rattling on about the tenses
i was all lyk huh?
She picked on Kevin t again...
he really doesnt deserve it
anyway not the way we treat him
but every time i look at his face
ahh well....

Yeah, on (i think it was)tuesday....
Jeremy was all lyk trying to get shaun in trouble
saying tt he was no copying notes
Just because jem was paying attention to M.Yeo for once doesn't mean he has to pick on ppl
especially shaun
I think he did tt to impress
somebody?(hear tt SK?)
everybody?
i dont know... he said tt his sabo-ing skillz were super
that didnt impress me
he keeps coming behind... toking to sk
i dont think anyone apreciates that....

haiz... wat a long entry....
anyway hav you heard smashmouth's latest single ... it rawks man,
so funky
anyway. . .
SK just enlightened me on the schools state of affairs...
i seem to be oblivious to it
the teachers skipping class and stuff.......
donch know why

no the exams are coming.... no.........
how now?
shud've started studying earlier
cant cover whole syllabus in 10 days
oh no...
i wonder how sk/ronald/kevin choy do it
but i kno how the class comm+fat duck do it
he's really a pest you know
so showy

lame fact of the day : this entire blog entry was typed with my index fingers..

muahahahaha
leon owns jooo.....

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